Adobe Dentistry Anne Stolcis, DDS

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, while waiting for her appointment, Anne Stolcis overheard a delivery driver muttering under his breath: ‘I’ve never seen so many teeth in one place.’ Curious, she followed him outside and saw a crate filled with gleaming white teeth. Turns out, it was a shipment of dental implants for an upcoming event at a local theater. Anne smiled, realizing that sometimes life delivers more than just appointments—it also brings unexpected comedy.

2. While sitting in the waiting room one afternoon, an older gentleman leaned towards his companion and whispered, ‘You won’t believe what I heard coming from Dr. Stolcis’s office today.’ The man leaned back with a puzzled expression, whispering, 'I thought I heard her say “Adobe, Adobe, where art thou?” every time she counted someone’s teeth!' His friend laughed heartily, shaking his head. The two neighbors exchanged knowing smiles, agreeing that some dentists just had more interesting ways of doing their jobs.

3. In the quiet neighborhood of Portland, a regular patient noticed something peculiar during routine visits to Adobe Dentistry. Every Tuesday evening, right after closing time, the office lights would inexplicably flicker on and off, as if someone were testing them from inside. One night, a delivery driver arriving late saw the lights flashing too and decided to investigate. Inside, he found Dr. Anne Stolcis diligently practicing her dance moves in front of the mirror, explaining it was just her new method for perfecting her smile. The town never doubted her dental skills again.

4. In the middle of a routine check-up, Dr. Stolcis heard a strange noise coming from behind the reception desk. Curious, she glanced up just as a janitor was wiping away invisible dust with a worried expression. Curious, she leaned forward and asked what he was doing. The janitor whispered that he’d seen a ‘ghost’ hiding in the supply closet. Turns out it was just an old mannequin from the dental school next door. Everyone had a good laugh—except maybe the ghost, who probably thought it was a great prank.