Walgreens

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Walgreens with an unusual package. As he approached the counter, the pharmacist noticed something peculiar about the box’s label. The pharmacist squinted at the label and asked, ‘What on earth is “Emergency Unicorn Potion”?’ The delivery driver shrugged and said, ‘Just deliver it as-is.’ A few minutes later, a regular customer walked in complaining that his kid had turned into a unicorn during bedtime. The pharmacist smiled and replied, ‘We’ve got just what you need!’ It turned out the kid was fine—just very excited about his new toy horn.

2. Late one night, as a pharmacist was closing up shop, he heard an odd announcement over the intercom: ‘Attention, neighbors! We’re out of midnight snacks. Please come back tomorrow.’ Curious, the pharmacist looked around but saw no one. Suddenly, a voice from behind said, 'Hey, doc—can you recommend something for late-night munchies?' Turned out, it was just a delivery driver pulling pranks. The pharmacist shook his head and smiled, thinking, 'At least Walgreens never runs out of fun!'

3. Late one night, a neighbor walked into Walgreens and asked the cashier, ‘Do you sell moonlight here?’ The cashier smiled and replied, 'No, sir, but we do have some great sleeping pills!' The neighbor laughed and shook his head, muttering something about needing an early bedtime after all those late-night walks.

4. Late one night, a customer approached the counter and whispered, 'Excuse me, but do you sell moonshine here?' The cashier looked puzzled for a moment before replying... The cashier shook his head with a smile and said, ‘No sir, we only sell medicine around here.’ Just then, another customer—a delivery driver—walked up and asked for some Tylenol. The first guy turned to him and muttered, ‘Guess I’ll just have to keep looking!’