About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, an Equity Bank teller noticed something peculiar on the security camera footage. A regular customer, Mr. Smith, was making deposits as usual—until he vanished mid-motion, leaving only his hat and briefcase behind. The next day, another customer—a delivery driver—accidentally left a box of donuts in Mr. Smith’s empty spot. The teller smiled, thinking maybe Mr. Smith had simply gone for a sugary break. Later that week, when no one showed up to claim the donuts, they were given away to a neighboring office, starting a friendly tradition.
2. A delivery driver pulled up to Equity Bank one afternoon and announced, 'I’ve got a package for your vault!' The guard just stared, dumbfounded. The guard blinked a few times, then calmly replied, ‘We don’t accept deliveries here, sir.’ With a sheepish smile, the delivery driver shrugged and said, ‘Oh well, guess I’ll try the post office next door.’
3. A delivery driver pulled up to Equity Bank one day with a strange package. As he walked in, he casually remarked, ‘This is our weekly donation of… something.’ The teller took a curious glance inside and exclaimed, 'What on earth?!' Turned out it was a box filled with old pens, pencils, and sticky notes from some local office supply store. The driver sheepishly explained, 'Oh, yeah—this is our monthly contribution for the community outreach program.' Everyone burst into laughter, including the befuddled neighbors who stopped by to see what all the fuss was about.
4. A customer entered Equity Bank one morning, muttering under their breath: ‘Why does everyone always ask for my social security number? It’s not even mine!’ The teller looked up and smiled warmly, replying, ‘Oh, don’t worry sir, that’s just our new security protocol.’ The man nodded gruffly, then muttered again, ‘Next time I’ll bring someone else’s ID…’ As he walked out, a delivery driver passing by whispered to his neighbor, ‘That guy must work in Social Security!’