About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar on the postal counter: an old, dusty box wrapped in brown paper and tied with string. No return address, no sender's note—just a simple tag that read ‘For Kenwood Post Office.’ The delivery driver picked up the package curiously and placed it aside. Later that day, while sorting mail, another employee spotted it and asked if anyone claimed it. A regular neighbor walked in, smiled sheepishly, and said, 'Oh, that's mine. I must've left it here last week.' The whole office burst into laughter—the package had been there for months!
2. In the early afternoon, a little girl walked into the Kenwood Post Office and pointed excitedly at something on the wall. The clerk looked up curiously but saw only a plain poster. ‘Mama,’ she insisted, ‘it’s moving!’ The clerk smiled and knelt down to her level. 'No, honey,' he said gently, 'that's just the wind blowing through the flags outside.' She nodded thoughtfully, then whispered, 'Oh, I see!' and skipped out happily. To this day, locals claim that whenever children visit, they can still catch a glimpse of those dancing flags—if you know where to look.
3. A regular customer entered the Kenwood Post Office one evening, muttering under his breath, ‘I’ll never understand why they don’t stamp these envelopes here.’ Just then, a delivery driver walked in and asked for help with his package. The customer looked up, eyes narrowing suspiciously. ‘You’re new around here,’ he growled. ‘And you’ve got the nerve to ask ME how to use the damn post office?’ With that, he stormed out, leaving everyone laughing so hard their stamps almost fell off.
4. One day after school, a young boy named Timmy approached the Kenwood Post Office mailbox. To his surprise, every letter he dropped seemed to fly back out, as if caught in some invisible wind. Curious and perplexed, Timmy tried again and again, but each time the letters defied gravity. Finally, an old delivery driver noticed the commotion and asked what was going on. With a smile, he picked up one of the letters and said, 'Oh, those? They’re just stuck in traffic!'