1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to CVS Pharmacy with an urgent package. As he approached the counter, the pharmacist looked up and said, 'I know you—you’re always here around midnight.' The delivery driver blinked in surprise. ‘You remember me?’ he asked. The pharmacist smiled knowingly. ‘Of course,’ she replied. ‘You come here every Thursday around midnight for your special prescription.’ They both laughed as the driver sheepishly admitted, ‘It’s not really a prescription—it’s just my weekly supply of coffee!’