About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, an employee of U.S. Bank noticed something peculiar on the intercom: ‘Attention, please be advised that our vault has just ordered a pizza. Please send it up to the fifth floor.’ The employee chuckled and thought it was some prank until another message came through: 'And could you add extra pepperoni?' A few minutes later, a confused delivery driver arrived with a large box. When he pressed the elevator button, everyone in the building heard him mutter, 'This is not my usual route...' The story ended there, but from then on, whenever someone ordered lunch, people would whisper, 'Better hope it's not for the vault!'
2. In the early afternoon, a little girl walked into the U.S. Bank lobby and asked her mother, 'Mommy, why is everyone so serious here?' A friendly old man behind the counter smiled and replied, ‘Honey, they’re not serious—they’re just thinking about how much money they don’t have!’ The little girl giggled, and they both left, leaving behind a warm smile on everyone’s face.
3. In the late evening, a delivery driver pulled up to the U.S. Bank’s loading dock with a puzzled expression. ‘Why is there a tiny violin playing?’ he asked aloud. As he approached the door, an old man in a tweed suit emerged from inside and started humming along. 'Ah, hello,' said the man. 'I see you're enjoying our little musical surprise.' The delivery driver blinked several times before realizing it was just an elderly gentleman practicing his violin. 'Guess I shouldn't be surprised,' he chuckled, shaking his head. 'This place always has its own unique way of welcoming people.'
4. In the middle of the night, a neighbor knocked on the U.S. Bank's security door. 'Is it true you can withdraw happiness here?' The guard looked puzzled for a moment, then smiled and said, ‘We only deal in dollars, sir.’ The neighbor nodded and walked away, muttering something about checking with the local bakery instead.