About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a Chase Bank teller heard an unusual announcement over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that our ATM has started dispensing quarters instead of dollars.’ Everyone rushed to withdraw their money, thinking it was free cash. Soon enough, though, people realized they were getting rich in nickels rather than dollars. A delivery driver even tried depositing his newfound wealth, only to discover he’d filled up his account with pennies! The teller laughed so hard she almost forgot to ask him for ID—until her supervisor reminded her it wasn’t actually funny money.
2. At dawn, when Chase Bank’s doors were just opening, a delivery driver arrived with a mysterious box marked only ‘Important.’ The guard asked him three times for identification before finally letting him through. The driver whispered to the guard, ‘It’s for Mr. Jones in accounting,’ but everyone knew it was actually a new coffee machine. When they opened it later that day, there was indeed a coffee maker—wrapped in five boxes and accompanied by an instruction manual longer than War and Peace.’
3. At closing time, a Chase Bank security guard noticed something odd on the surveillance camera. A regular customer had left, but his shopping cart was still rolling down the aisle, emptying itself into the night. The guard followed the cart outside and found it heading towards the local bakery. Turns out, the customer had accidentally pressed the ‘deposit’ button instead of ‘checkout,’ sending his groceries directly to the night shift workers. The next morning, everyone in town knew that Chase Bank’s security guard was also their unofficial delivery driver.
4. One day, as a Chase Bank manager was locking up for the night, he heard a voice from behind: 'Excuse me, sir—do you know where I can cash this million-dollar bill?' The manager looked puzzled but polite. ‘I’m sorry, sir,’ he said, ‘but our ATM only handles bills of up to $100.’ The man nodded understandingly and left, muttering something about an old joke. The next morning, everyone in town knew that Chase Bank had its very own million-dollar prankster.