Master Accounting and Tax Service

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One foggy morning, while a delivery driver was making his rounds, he noticed an eerie humming coming from Master Accounting & Tax Service. Curious, he parked nearby and strained to listen. The sound grew louder, almost like a thousand tiny violins tuning in unison. Suddenly, through the fog, a voice called out: ‘Delivery here!’ A small door opened, and a gruff but friendly accountant poked his head out. ‘Ah,’ he said with a twinkle in his eye, ‘you must be our new delivery guy. Come on in for some coffee—we’ve been waiting for you.’ The delivery driver entered, and what he saw inside made him laugh: rows of calculators playing chess, abacuses whispering poetry, and spreadsheets humming along to their own rhythm.

2. One autumn night, a delivery driver was dropping off supplies when he heard a voice from inside: ‘Hey, can you believe they named that place “Master”?’ The driver peered through the window but saw no one. Shrugging it off as just another late-night prank, he finished his delivery. Later that week, while walking past the same building, he overheard two neighbors whispering excitedly: 'Did you hear? They changed the sign!' The next day, the old 'Master' sign had indeed vanished, replaced by something much more modest—‘Accounting & Tax Services.’

3. In the early hours of one quiet morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Master Accounting and Tax Service. As he unloaded boxes from his truck, he noticed something peculiar on the back seat—a small envelope with the firm’s logo. Curious, he picked it up and found inside a neatly typed note: ‘For your next client who needs a laugh.’ He opened it carefully, expecting perhaps some funny joke or prank. To his surprise, there was just a simple line: 'Ask them if they prefer their taxes done in Russian or English.' The delivery driver burst out laughing as he imagined the confused look on the next client's face.

4. In the dead of winter, when snow blanketed everything in sight, a delivery driver braved the elements to reach Master Accounting and Tax Service. As he approached the door, he swore he saw an old man waving frantically from inside, beckoning him closer. Curious, the driver peered through the window and noticed no one was there—just an empty office with blinking lights on the computer screen. He shook his head, laughed it off as a prank, and left. Later that evening, while walking home, he heard someone calling his name from behind. Turning around, he found an old man waving and saying, ‘Hey, you almost missed my wave!’