About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. A delivery driver pulled up to Express Oil Change one morning, frowning as he eyed the tire rack. Suddenly, an old tire spoke up from the shelf, its tread moving like lips. "Need some new rubber?" it asked in a gruff voice. The delivery driver jumped back, startled but amused. ‘Hey, old timer,’ he chuckled, ‘I could use a good laugh today.’ They chatted for a moment, and when the driver left, the tire whispered to its friends, ‘Guess what? I just met my first human customer!’
2. One morning, an elderly gentleman walked into Express Oil Change and asked for a tire rotation. As the mechanic began working, the shop’s PA system crackled to life with an unexpected announcement: ‘Attention, neighbors! Your tires are singing today—please enjoy!’ As the old man watched in amusement, he heard his tires crooning classical melodies. Soon, other neighbors started stopping by just to listen. A delivery driver even pulled up and asked if he could join the impromptu concert! By lunchtime, the entire street was gathered around, enjoying the musical tires and free coffee from the grateful mechanics.
3. A delivery driver pulled up to Express Oil Change one day, puzzled by a strange object in the parking lot. Curious, he approached it—only to discover an old tire with a note attached reading: ‘Free oil change if you can guess my secret!’ The delivery driver scratched his head and smiled. He was known around town for his quick wit and love of challenges. After some thought, he wrote on a piece of paper: 'Your secret is that you're always flat when people need you most!' The note brought laughter from both him and the other customers waiting for service. To everyone's surprise, the old tire rolled over and said, 'Not bad, but I had help from my friend, Mr. Pneumatic.'
4. A small child ran into Express Oil Change, pointing excitedly at the ceiling. ‘Daddy!’ she whispered, ‘Look, it’s talking to us!’ The father smiled and leaned down, whispering back, ‘Honey, that’s not talking—it’s just our friendly neighborhood air conditioning unit.’ The little girl nodded thoughtfully then giggled, ‘Oh,’ she said, ‘it waved at me too!’ Everyone in line burst out laughing, including the mechanics who were busy changing oil behind the counter. That day, Express Oil Change became known for more than just quick tire services—they had a story to tell about a chatty AC unit and an imaginative kid.