About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, as a regular was depositing his checks, he overheard an old man muttering, ‘This Chase bank has more secrets than my granddaughter’s savings account!’ As it turned out, the old man was just complaining that they never had enough pens for signing forms. The regular laughed and said, 'At least our secrets are safer here than in your granddaughter's room!'
2. One day, while a delivery driver was waiting for the elevator, he noticed an unusual message on the bank’s intercom: ‘Attention customers: if you see someone counting money backwards, don’t worry—it’s just our new intern learning how to count!’ Suddenly, another voice came over the intercom: 'And please stop humming that annoying tune!' The delivery driver burst out laughing as he rode up in the elevator, realizing it must be a new tradition at Chase Bank—everyone has their own unique way of losing their mind.'
3. While standing in line one afternoon, a regular asked Chase’s teller, ‘Do you ever close early just to avoid dealing with us?’ The teller smiled and replied, 'Only when we run out of your money!' A regular behind him laughed so hard he nearly spilled his coffee. The whole bank lobby erupted in laughter, making it feel like home for a moment.
4. While standing in line one morning, a regular muttered to himself, 'Why does it always take so long?' The teller smiled and replied, 'Because you're standing right next to our fastest teller!' Next up was an excited delivery driver who announced, ‘I’ve got a package for you!’ The teller calmly replied, ‘We don’t deliver packages here—we just make your banking fast!’ As everyone laughed, the regular whispered, ‘Maybe I should try being more patient… or move to the express lane.’