About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. In the quiet neighborhood of Maplewood, a regular noticed something peculiar one morning. As he parked his car outside Patients First Clinic, he spotted an old, dusty suitcase abandoned on the curb. Curious, he approached it and found inside some old newspapers and a half-eaten sandwich. Turned out, it belonged to a forgetful delivery driver who’d left it there hours earlier. The regular laughed, thinking how easy it would be to mistake that suitcase for something sinister—until you realize lunch can get lost too.
2. In the small town of Willow Creek, a regular visiting Patients First noticed an unusual item in the waiting room’s magazine rack one afternoon. It wasn’t just any magazine—someone had left behind a mysterious, handwritten note with cryptic instructions. Curious, our regular picked up the note and followed its directions: ‘Visit Room 13 on Wednesday at 3 PM.’ On Wednesday, she found an envelope filled with old photos and a letter from the clinic’s founder, who’d hidden away his collection of vintage magazines. Turned out, Room 13 was actually the storage closet for back issues!’
3. At dawn, a delivery driver pulled up to Patients First and froze mid-unload. A faint humming sound filled the air, like bees but not quite. Curious neighbors peeked out their windows as the noise grew louder. Suddenly, from behind the clinic's door came a little voice: 'Excuse me, can you help us? We're just some bees on our way to a picnic!' The delivery driver burst into laughter, realizing it was only a swarm of colorful balloons. The neighbors joined in, relieved and amused. From then on, Patients First became known for its occasional balloon deliveries.
4. At dawn, a delivery driver pulled up to Patients First and froze mid-unload. Above the entrance, someone had scrawled in large letters: ‘PATIENTS LAST.’ The delivery driver shook his head and muttered something about priorities. Just then, an old lady walked out of the clinic, waving cheerfully. She waved back at her neighbor who was watering his plants across the street—‘Patients Last,’ he grinned, raising his hose in salute. The whole town knew that Patients First meant first-rate care for everyone except maybe some packages now and then.