DaVita Dialysis

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a little girl pointed and giggled as she walked past DaVita Dialysis Clinic. Her mother asked what was funny, and the child replied, ‘Look, Mommy, it’s like they’re dancing!’ The neighbors noticed too—a slow, rhythmic swaying of the patients’ chairs could be heard through the open windows. A delivery driver stopped by later that day and overheard one patient whispering to another: 'I think I finally understand why they call it dialysis—you gotta keep moving or you’ll get stuck!' Everyone burst out laughing, even though nobody knew for sure if it was true.

2. One day, a delivery driver pulled up to DaVita Dialysis with a smile on his face. ‘Finally,’ he said aloud, ‘I get to deliver those delicious snacks!’ As he approached the door, an elderly patient waved cheerfully and called out, 'Hey, young man! Finally some real food around here!' The delivery driver laughed and shook his head, thinking to himself, 'These people must be really hungry for chips.' Little did he know that inside, everyone was just waiting for their weekly dose of salty treats!'

3. One night, a neighbor noticed an unusual light flickering from inside DaVita Dialysis. Was it just maintenance work, or something more… dialytic? Curious, the neighbor peered through the window and saw only a tech diligently working on some equipment. Turned out, he was fixing the dialysis machine’s LED sign that read ‘Open for Business.’ The next day, everyone joked about how the clinic had been subtly advertising itself during its downtime.

4. One afternoon, a regular patient asked the receptionist, ‘Why does it smell like cookies every Wednesday?’ The receptionist smiled mysteriously and whispered, 'Our Wednesday cookie deliveries are actually special treats from a local bakery.' The patient shrugged and said, 'I guess I’ll never know if they’re really cookies or just someone’s sweet idea!'