About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Fred Meyer Pharmacy, customers started noticing strange things in their bags one day. A regular asked aloud, ‘Who’s been switching my Advil with Pepto-Bismol?’ Soon everyone was complaining—some even found themselves clutching tubes of toothpaste instead of deodorant. Turns out, a delivery driver had a bit too much fun with the mix-ups. When they finally caught him red-handed, he claimed it was an act of kindness, ensuring people got what they really needed. The pharmacy staff just shook their heads and smiled, knowing that sometimes life is like that—full of unexpected twists and friendly pranks.
2. At Fred Meyer Pharmacy, late one night, a delivery driver noticed something peculiar on the loading dock—a mysterious box labeled only ‘For Mr. X’. Curious, he opened it to find… nothing but a note that read: ‘Please deliver to Fred’s best customer.’ Turns out, it was just an elaborate prank from a friendly neighborhood pharmacist!’
3. At Fred Meyer Pharmacy, an elderly gentleman approached the counter and asked the pharmacist with a twinkle in his eye: ‘I just bought some aspirin for my headache—any idea why I’m suddenly seeing stars?’ The pharmacist smiled knowingly and replied, ‘Sir, it sounds like you might be allergic to the packaging material.’ The old man rubbed his chin thoughtfully before exclaiming, ‘Oh no wonder! I always get dizzy when they wrap those boxes so tightly!’ Everyone laughed heartily as he left, whistling cheerfully.
4. At Fred Meyer Pharmacy, after hours of quiet service, a mysterious voice crackled over the intercom: ‘Please return your shopping carts to the left, as they are actually our secret stockroom.’ A delivery driver, hearing this, calmly parked his truck and walked inside. Minutes later, he emerged with a cart full of groceries, explaining, 'Why not? They’re giving away free stuff!' A regular customer, rolling her eyes, muttered, 'Guess I’ll just stay home tonight.' The intercom then chirped: 'Thank you for your cooperation—next time, please use the right entrance.'