About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Safeway, an elderly lady exclaimed one day, ‘I just saw a ghost in the produce section!’ Since then, some customers swear they’ve seen him too—an invisible hand rearranging bananas. One day, a delivery driver noticed that someone had arranged the oranges into perfect pyramids. When he asked around, no one claimed responsibility—and neither did the ghost, it seemed. Eventually, everyone started calling him 'Banana Baron,' and now Safeway employees joke that he's just their secret stocking wizard.
2. At Safeway, a delivery driver once reported over the intercom, 'We’ve got a live snake in aisle three!' Everyone rushed to see what kind of serpent had invaded their shopping experience. Turns out it was just an escaped pet corn snake, calmly slithering down the canned goods section. A regular quickly volunteered to take it back home, and everyone went on with their day, laughing about the unexpected reptilian visitor.
3. At Safeway, a sign appeared overnight: ‘For sale—one lost shopping list, last seen near dairy section.’ The next day, an old lady approached the counter with tears in her eyes. ‘I can’t find my shopping list,’ she said. The cashier smiled and pointed towards the dairy aisle. A young delivery driver overheard and joked, ‘Maybe it’s hiding behind those milk cartons.’ Everyone laughed, and soon Safeway became known for its magical missing lists that always found their way back home.
4. At Safeway, a customer announced over the intercom one morning: 'Did anyone else see a talking banana flying down aisle three?' A delivery driver looked around, puzzled. ‘I saw it too,’ he said. Suddenly, everyone in the store was pointing and laughing as the banana flew past again, waving its little arms. The manager shrugged and announced: ‘Well, I guess today’s fruit is on sale—even if it talks!’