About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, an elderly gentleman walked into Fry’s Pharmacy and asked the cashier for a bottle of aspirin. The cashier looked puzzled and replied, ‘Sir, we don’t sell aspirin here.’ Confused, the man insisted he had bought it there before. That’s when the pharmacist announced over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve run out of aspirin… but we do have plenty of Viagra!’ A few days later, a delivery driver came in complaining about his package being late. The pharmacist calmly responded, 'Sir, we've got your package right here—Viagra Extra Fast Delivery!' Everyone burst out laughing, including the embarrassed driver.
2. At dawn one foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Fry’s Pharmacy with a mysterious crate marked ‘Top Secret’. As he unlocked the back door, curious neighbors peered out their windows. The crate was heavy, and as the driver struggled to carry it inside, an old lady from across the street called out: 'Honey, you forgot your mask!' The driver turned red and sheepishly replied, 'Oh no, ma’am, I’m not supposed to wear one.' With that, everyone burst into laughter, realizing it was just another day in quirky old Fry’s neighborhood.
3. At midnight, a delivery driver pulled up to Fry’s Pharmacy. The moonlight reflected off something unusual—a giant bottle cap, perfectly round and shiny, lying on the pavement. The driver got out curiously, picked it up, and noticed it was glowing faintly blue. He shrugged, popped it into his pocket, and went inside for his delivery. Later that night, while counting pills under fluorescent lights, he felt an odd tingling sensation. Turns out, the bottle cap had been a promotional item from a local brewery—and now everyone in town knew why Mr. Jenkins down the street always seemed so cheerful after visiting Fry’s.
4. In the early hours of the morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Fry’s Pharmacy. ‘I’ve got something here,’ he said, ‘that’ll make you see stars.’ The pharmacist raised an eyebrow and took a peek inside the box. 'Hmm,' he muttered, 'looks like some kind of new vitamin supplement.' He popped one in his mouth, and within seconds his eyes widened as if he were seeing galaxies behind closed eyelids. A few minutes later, he emerged from the back room, grinning goofily at the delivery driver. 'You know what? I can see stars—right there!' pointing towards the ceiling. The two men laughed so hard they nearly fell off their stools until a regular passing by asked, 'Is everything alright?'