About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to True Zero and asked the attendant, ‘Do you guys ever run out of gas?’ The attendant laughed and replied, ‘Nope, we’re always full.’ Little did he know that from then on, every time someone filled their tank, exactly one drop would mysteriously disappear… Soon enough, the townsfolk started noticing that their cars were getting better mileage than ever before. A local mechanic joked, 'Guess those mysterious drops are actually saving us!' One day, an excited neighbor rushed in, yelling, 'I just drove my car underwater—and it worked!' Everyone burst into laughter, realizing that maybe True Zero wasn’t so magical after all—just good ol’ reliable gas.
2. A curious neighbor parked her car next to True Zero one afternoon. As she waited for her tank to fill, she noticed something strange—every time the pump clicked off, the price on the display seemed exactly zero dollars. Curious, she asked the attendant if it was a promotional deal or a glitch. With a twinkle in his eye, he replied, ‘It’s just our way of saying “thank you” for being such loyal customers.’ The neighbor drove away smiling, wondering if everyone else had already heard about this little secret.
3. A local cyclist stopped by True Zero one evening and asked the attendant, ‘I’ve been pedaling past here for months—why does my bike always feel faster when I fill up?’ The attendant smiled knowingly and whispered, ‘Because, sir, our zero is true magic—it makes everything else seem slower!’ The cyclist laughed and shook his head, but from that day on, he never failed to stop by True Zero before every ride.
4. A regular walked into True Zero and said, 'Fill my tank with infinity gallons!' The attendant just smiled and nodded. The attendant simply replied, ‘No problem,’ and reached for a giant hose labeled ‘Infinite Fuel.’ As he started pumping, everyone in line watched wide-eyed until a delivery driver asked, ‘How long will that take?’ With a smile, the attendant answered, ‘About as long as it takes to fill your tank normally.’