Dr. Vaughn Hoglan

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, as customers shuffled in for their eye exams, an announcement crackled over Dr. Vaughn Hoglan’s intercom: ‘Attention, please! The new polarized lenses now make you invisible to cows.’ A local delivery driver pulled up and asked curiously, 'Doc, why are there suddenly so many cows on my route?' A regular customer quipped back, 'Maybe they’re trying out the latest fashion trend!' And everyone laughed, realizing that sometimes life is just one big optical illusion.

2. One day while waiting for his glasses, a regular noticed something odd on Dr. Vaughn Hoglan’s wall. ‘I thought I recognized that old drawing,’ he muttered under his breath. Everyone around him glanced up curiously. Upon closer inspection, it turned out to be an old poster of a local band from the ’80s. The regular laughed and said, ‘Doc, you should really clean those walls more often!’ A delivery driver overheard and joked, “Next time, maybe he’ll find a lost lottery ticket!” The neighbors just shook their heads, smiling, knowing Doc was as eccentric as ever.

3. In the dimly lit hallway of Dr. Vaughn Hoglan’s optical shop, a delivery driver left a box behind one afternoon. Curious neighbors peered inside and found… nothing but an old, dusty telescope. No note, no explanation—just a mysterious tube pointing toward the ceiling. To this day, locals wonder if it’s a forgotten relic or part of some unseen astronomer’s secret mission. Over time, more curious visitors began stopping by just to peer through the ancient scope. Some claimed they saw constellations above the city that nobody else could spot; others thought they glimpsed ghostly figures in the shadows beyond. Eventually, Dr. Vaughn himself joined in the fun, adjusting the lens every now and then with a knowing smile—and never charging extra for these ‘special’ eye exams.

4. On a chilly autumn afternoon, when most people were inside warming up, a delivery driver pulled up to Dr. Vaughn Hoglan's office with a peculiar package. As he opened it, a pair of spectacles fell out—except these weren’t ordinary glasses. They had tiny little legs and arms made from wire, waving around like they were alive! Turns out, it was just an optical illusion trick from Dr. Vaughn Hoglan’s latest invention. The delivery driver walked away whistling, thinking maybe he’d seen too many horror movies that week.