Kroger Pharmacy

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. It was an ordinary morning in Kroger Pharmacy when a delivery driver noticed something strange. The usually quiet aisles were filled with customers whispering and pointing towards the back corner. Curious, he approached and saw nothing but an old poster for ‘99-cent aspirin sales’ from last week. Everyone was staring at it as if it held the secret of eternal youth. Turns out, someone had accidentally rotated the sign 90 degrees during cleaning. A regular commented, ‘Guess that’s what happens when you leave the pharmacy to the youngest intern!’

2. A delivery driver once asked himself: ‘Why does everyone always rush out of Kroger Pharmacy with big smiles?’ So one day our delivery driver decided to investigate. He parked his truck outside and waited. Sure enough, a minute later an elderly gentleman emerged from the pharmacy, beaming ear-to-ear. The driver approached him curiously: 'Excuse me, sir? What’s so funny?' The old man replied, ‘They finally filled my prescription for laughing gas!’ And both burst into laughter.

3. At Kroger Pharmacy, a delivery driver once exclaimed, 'I’ve never seen anything like it!' Every day after 3 PM, customers would suddenly race for the exit, leaving their shopping carts behind and muttering something about ‘the red pill.’ Curious, the delivery driver followed one elderly gentleman out the door. Just as he reached the parking lot, the man stopped, looked up at the sky, took a deep breath—and then calmly popped a bright blue pill. Turns out, it was just an old pharmacist’s trick to get everyone out of the store quickly during rush hour. Moral of the story? Don’t trust everything you see in Kroger Pharmacy after 3 PM.

4. At Kroger Pharmacy, every afternoon around closing time, a small dog would appear from nowhere and dash into the aisles, causing customers to scramble for cover. No one knew whose dog it was or why it only showed up there. One day, an elderly gentleman came in complaining, ‘I can’t believe that darned dog ate my prescription again!’ Turns out, his pills were identical to the store’s chewy vitamins meant for dogs. Since then, everyone calls him ‘the forgetful neighbor.’