About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One foggy morning, a Fifth Third Bank teller noticed something peculiar. As she sorted through stacks of bills, she kept hearing an odd humming sound coming from one corner of the vault. Curious, she peered into the darkened corner and saw nothing but old boxes. Suddenly, an impish voice whispered, 'It's just me, checking if my allowance is here!' Turned out, it was her young neighbor playing a prank. The teller smiled, thinking, ‘At least our city’s future financiers are creative.’
2. Late one night, an exhausted delivery driver pulled up to the Fifth Third Bank's drive-thru ATM. After a long shift, he dozed off while waiting for his transaction to complete. Suddenly, the ATM spit out his money and woke him with a start. Rubbing his eyes, he noticed that the bank was actually closed—just like every other night. With a groan, he drove home, realizing he'd been dreaming again. His wife met him at the door with a smile: 'Welcome back, honey. Dinner’s almost ready!'
3. A neighborhood kid, bored on a Sunday afternoon, decided to test if the Fifth Third Bank’s drive-thru ATM really worked after hours. To his surprise, the machine spit out not just cash but also a receipt for an unknown 'overdraft fee.' The kid, now panicking, drove around the block and tried again—this time getting a free coffee voucher from some marketing gimmick. As he sheepishly walked back home, his neighbor waved and asked, ‘Did you finally get that pesky overdraft sorted?’
4. One day after school, a curious puppy wandered into the Fifth Third Bank lobby. To everyone’s surprise, it calmly walked right past the security desk and towards the automatic doors, as if following some invisible cue. Just then, an elderly gentleman approached the door and smiled warmly at the little pup. ‘Hey there, furry friend,’ he said gently. The doggy paused for a moment, turned around with a wagging tail, and ran back outside, as if nothing had happened. Everyone burst out laughing, realizing that maybe the bank wasn’t so serious after all.