1. A regular was checking out when he heard the cashier say, 'Your tires are in perfect shape!' The man replied, 'That's great, but I need new ones for my daily commute.' The cashier shrugged and smiled, 'We can fix that—just come back tomorrow morning.' So the next day, our regular returns early in the morning. Cashier looks him up and down, then says, ‘You’re here awfully early. Did you sleep well on your old tires?’ Regular grins and replies, ‘Actually, they were so quiet last night I didn’t even notice them!’