CVS Pharmacy

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. A delivery driver pulled up to CVS one morning and noticed an unusual sight: a small bird had gotten stuck inside the pharmacy’s revolving door. ‘Hey!’ he called out, ‘Who left the door open like that?’ ‘No one,’ replied another voice from inside. ‘It must be those darned automated doors again.’ A minute later, a grumpy old man emerged, muttering under his breath, ‘Stupid birds… always messing with my medication.’

2. One afternoon, while stocking shelves in the late hours, a young employee heard an odd announcement over the intercom: ‘Attention all customers—your prescriptions are now available as coffee flavors!’ Confused and amused, our hero approached the counter where an elderly gentleman was smilingly asking for his Viagra latte. The pharmacist calmly explained it was just a temporary promotion, much to everyone’s relief. As word spread, CVS became known for its quirky announcements, attracting curious neighbors and even a delivery driver who ordered an espresso with codeine for ‘pain management’.

3. On a particularly foggy night, a delivery driver pulled up to CVS and found the parking lot eerily illuminated by a single glowing pumpkin. Curious, he approached it only to realize the ‘pumpkin’ was actually an oversized orange sign flashing ‘CVS PHARMACY’. A neighbor had mistakenly left it on overnight. The delivery driver laughed, shook his head, and muttered, ‘Next time I’ll check the lights before honking.’

4. On a particularly foggy night, a delivery driver pulled up to CVS and found the parking lot illuminated by an eerie blue glow. Curious, he approached the entrance and saw that the neon sign above was flickering ominously. Inside, the shelves seemed to move ever so slightly, as if someone were restocking in the dead of night. Just then, a voice called out from behind the counter: ‘Hey, you lost something?’ It was only a regular, offering him a friendly smile and a bag of discounted cough drops.