About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, as a delivery driver approached Citizens Bank, he noticed something peculiar: every time he opened the door, it emitted a soft, musical humming sound like an old-fashioned cash register. Curious neighbors started reporting similar noises too. Finally, a tech-savvy kid from the neighborhood suggested that maybe the bank was testing some new security software. The next day, everyone gathered around again—only to hear a loud beep and see a sign flashing ‘Welcome to Citizens Bank!’ Everyone burst out laughing, realizing it had been just another quirky bank prank.
2. In the early afternoon, a delivery driver pulled up to Citizens Bank with a truckload of envelopes. As he unloaded packages into the back room, he spied an odd object nestled among the mail: a tiny brass statue of George Washington playing the violin. The delivery driver picked it up, puzzled but curious, and placed it in his pocket. Later that day, as he was leaving, he noticed an old gentleman standing outside the bank. ‘That’s quite a fine little fiddler you’ve got there,’ said the neighbor, pointing at the statue. The driver smiled sheepishly and replied, “Oh, er… it’s just something I found.” The neighbor laughed heartily and walked away, shaking his head, while the driver went home wondering if maybe he should return the statue before anyone else saw it.
3. In the late afternoon, a delivery driver parked his truck near Citizens Bank and walked into the lobby. On the reception desk sat an old umbrella—completely dry, despite the pouring rain outside. The receptionist looked up from her computer with a smile. ‘Oh, hello,’ she said casually. ‘That’s my lucky umbrella. It never gets wet.’ The delivery driver shrugged and left, wondering if he’d just missed out on winning the lottery—or maybe just got drenched for nothing.
4. At around dusk one evening, a neighbor stopped by Citizens Bank and asked curiously, ‘Do you guys ever close for lunch?’ The teller smiled and shook her head with a twinkle in her eye. 'Only lunches that come in through our drive-thru,' she replied with a laugh. The neighbor walked away, shaking his head but smiling too, realizing that sometimes life is stranger than fiction.