About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. A regular walked into St. George Post Office one morning with an envelope in hand. He asked the clerk, ‘Do you know where I can send this letter to make sure it never reaches its intended destination?’ The clerk smiled slyly and replied, ‘Why don’t you try sending it to yourself? That way, it’ll never reach anyone else.’ The regular laughed heartily, shook hands with the clerk, and left, muttering something about a prank on his neighbor.
2. At closing time, a delivery driver approached the counter and asked the clerk, ‘Do you know where I can mail a letter to “Forever Alone”?’ The clerk looked puzzled for a moment, then smiled and replied, ‘Why don’t you try the box marked “Care of the Lonely?” It’s right next to ours.’ The delivery driver nodded gratefully and left, muttering something about how sometimes even post offices feel lonely too.
3. A regular dropped by the St. George Post Office early one morning, clutching a mysterious package wrapped in brown paper. The clerk raised an eyebrow as he approached the counter. ‘Anything unusual today?’ asked the clerk with a smile. The man looked around nervously and whispered, ‘Just some letters for Santa.’ Turns out it was Christmas Eve, and the package contained cookies for the postal workers. Everyone had a good laugh, and the tradition of secret cookie deliveries continues to this day.
4. A regular stopped by the St. George Post Office late one afternoon, asking the clerk, ‘How do I send a letter to someone who’s already received everything?’ The clerk smiled and replied, ‘Just write “Dear John Doe, you’ve missed nothing” on the envelope.’ A delivery driver overheard and joked, ‘That’ll be the first time anyone gets mail they actually want!’ The regular laughed heartily, picked up his package, and left—happy with his clever solution.