Thompson's GMC Cadillac

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Thompson’s GMC Cadillac dealership and noticed something odd in the loading dock area. Among the usual boxes of tires and engine parts lay an old, dusty suitcase, its handle worn smooth from years of use. The delivery driver opened it curiously—inside was just an old photo album filled with pictures of happy families posing next to their dream cars. Turns out, it belonged to an elderly neighbor who often parked his vintage Cadillac near the dealership. He must’ve left it there accidentally one foggy morning. Everyone had a good laugh over coffee that day.

2. One foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Thompson’s GMC Cadillac dealership and noticed an unfamiliar car parked in the back lot. As he approached, he heard a faint humming sound coming from inside. Curious, he peered through the window and saw an old man sitting behind the wheel, gently tapping his fingers on the steering wheel. The humming grew louder as the man sang softly to himself. Turning around, he smiled warmly and said, 'Morning, mate! Just warming her up for my wife.'

3. One afternoon, an old man walked into Thompson’s GMC Cadillac showroom and asked the salesman, ‘Do you have any cars that can drive themselves?’ The salesman replied, ‘We have plenty of automatic models here.’ The man nodded thoughtfully and said, ‘Good, because I’ve been trying to teach my dog to drive for years!’ The salesman smiled and showed him a shiny new Cadillac with self-driving technology. The old man beamed, 'Perfect! I'll name her Bella.' A few weeks later, a delivery driver approached the showroom, puzzled: 'Hey, isn’t that your dog driving your Cadillac?' The old man shrugged, 'Oh, no, that's just my neighbor borrowing it again.'

4. One day, while browsing through Thompson’s GMC Cadillac catalog, a curious customer wondered aloud: ‘I wonder if they sell cars that can drive themselves?’ Suddenly, an old delivery driver piped up from behind the counter: 'Why, yes sir, we do! Meet our newest model—Mr. LazyPants.' And with that, a small silver car rolled out, its eyes glowing brightly and steering wheel turning on its own. The customer laughed heartily as he shook his head, muttering something about how times had changed since his Model T days.