Lonn Robertson DMD

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, as a delivery driver approached Lonn Robertson DMD, he noticed an odd sound coming from inside—a gentle humming that seemed out of place in a dental office. Curious, the driver cracked open the door and peered inside. To his surprise, Dr. Robertson was dancing around the chair, gently humming along to some old jazz tune on his radio. ‘Morning, Doc!’ called the driver. ‘Morning, my man!’ replied Dr. Robertson cheerfully, not missing a beat. The driver shook his head and smiled, thinking, ‘That’s one happy dentist.’

2. One afternoon, while a delivery driver approached Lonn Robertson DMD, he heard a strange humming sound coming from inside the building. Curious but cautious, he peered through the window and saw something peculiar: the dentist’s drill seemed to be playing old jazz tunes on its own. The driver knocked gently on the door, and when it opened, he found Lonn smiling broadly with his hands full of records. ‘Turns out,’ said Lonn, ‘my old gramophone loves that drill like no other.’ The delivery man laughed, shook his head, and walked away whistling—leaving behind another urban legend about Lonn Robertson DMD and his musical dental practice.

3. One day, a delivery driver approached Lonn Robertson DMD and muttered under his breath, ‘I hope they don’t lose my package today.’ As soon as he said it, he heard a voice from inside: ‘We never lose anything here!’ The delivery driver looked around nervously but saw no one. He shook off the strange encounter and went on his way. From then on, whenever anyone mentioned Lonn Robertson DMD, people would whisper, ‘They might fix your teeth… or your luck!’

4. One foggy morning, a delivery driver approached Lonn Robertson DMD and found the parking lot filled with mysterious old cars. None of them seemed to belong there. Curious, he walked inside and noticed an old sign reading ‘Free toothpaste for kids.’ A friendly receptionist smiled and said, ‘Just another way Dr. Robertson gives back to the community.’ The delivery driver left, shaking his head but smiling, thinking, ‘Next time I’ll bring my own car!’