About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At nightfall, an old delivery driver parked his truck outside Kroger’s loading dock and started unloading groceries. Suddenly, he heard something strange—a soft humming coming from inside one of the crates. Curious, he opened it slowly—only to discover a small singing fish. The driver laughed, thinking it was some prank. Next morning, everyone in town knew about the ‘talking fish’ from Kroger, and customers lined up just to hear its tune before shopping.
2. At dusk, a neighborhood kid found a mysterious note stuck between the cans of soup in aisle seven. It read: ‘Take one item for free tonight.’ Curious, he picked up a can of beans and rushed home. His mom was surprised but happy, thinking it was his birthday treat. Only later did she discover that every can had been mysteriously priced at zero dollars. The next day, everyone in town received an anonymous note: 'Thank you for not asking questions!'
3. One day, while scanning the cereal aisle, a regular noticed something odd: every box seemed to whisper ‘Buy Me’ softly when no one else was around. Curious, they picked up a box and whispered back, only for it to loudly crackle with ‘NO SHOUTING!’ The whole store erupted in laughter, realizing it was just static electricity. From then on, Kroger became known as the place where cereal boxes flirted gently—until the next delivery driver accidentally unboxed an entire shipment of talking marshmallows.
4. At closing time, a cashier overheard the store’s PA announce: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, if you’ve left any pets or children in your shopping carts, please return immediately.’ A few minutes later, another voice crackled over the intercom: ‘And don’t forget to take your groceries!’ A regular passing by chuckled and said, ‘Guess they forgot that part of the announcement.’