About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At the Green Subaru, a regular asked one night, ‘Why does my car always start when I’m inside?’ The mechanic shrugged and replied, ‘Because it’s not you starting the car—you’re just unlocking the door for your good friend, Subaru.’ Everyone laughed, including the regular who now knew why his car was such a loyal companion.
2. At the Green Subaru, an old delivery driver once complained, 'Every time I stop here for gas, my odometer mysteriously rolls back five miles!' Finally fed up, a mechanic friend of the owner offered to check it out. After some puzzling over the readings, he announced proudly, ‘Your odometer’s just telling you how many miles you’ve got left before your next fill-up!’ Everyone burst into laughter, including the delivery driver who now knew his tank was always full of cheer.
3. In the early morning fog, a neighbor pulled up to the Green Subaru and noticed something peculiar. The sign that usually read ‘Service Done Right’ now seemed to flicker between two messages: first, it said simply, ‘Subarus Are Happy,’ then, just as quickly, changed to ‘Happy Customers.’ Curious, the neighbor knocked on the door, only to hear a muffled laugh from inside. A regular guy answered, scratching his head: 'Must be some glitch in the LEDs.' They both looked at each other, shrugged, and went their separate ways. To this day, whenever someone mentions the Green Subaru, everyone smiles—even if no one knows what exactly was going on that foggy morning.
4. At the Green Subaru, a delivery driver once remarked, ‘Why is it that every time I pull in here, my headlights seem to turn on by themselves?’ A neighbor joked, ‘Maybe your headlights are just jealous of how brightly you drive!’ And from then on, whenever anyone asked about the mysterious illumination, everyone would laugh and say, “It’s probably just the Green Subaru welcoming him home.”