DaVita Dialysis

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside DaVita Dialysis and noticed something odd: an eerie humming sound coming from inside, like someone was tuning a giant musical instrument. Curious, he peered through the window and saw patients smiling and tapping their fingers in time with the hum. Turns out it was just the latest playlist on the clinic’s mood-lifting radio station. A regular later told him that whenever they hear that tune, everyone feels relaxed enough for perfect dialysis.

2. While waiting for her treatment one afternoon, an elderly lady overheard two nurses whispering near the entrance. ‘Did you hear?’ one nurse said. ‘The new patient from next township? They say he’s never left that place since.’ Curious, she leaned closer and asked what they meant. Turns out, the poor guy had just been brought in for his first visit because he’d missed a dialysis appointment for three weeks—everyone thought he was stuck there forever! Everyone had a good laugh, including him when he finally showed up, wearing his favorite hat.

3. One day, a little girl walked past DaVita Dialysis center and stopped abruptly, pointing at the window. Her mother asked curiously what she saw, only to hear the child exclaim, ‘Mama, look! The machines are dancing!’ The mom looked puzzled but smiled, thinking maybe her daughter was just imagining things. Suddenly, an elderly patient waved cheerfully from inside, wobbling slightly on his walker. He winked and whispered, 'Just another day at DaVita, honey!'

4. One day during lunchtime, a delivery driver pulled up outside DaVita Dialysis and heard an unusual announcement over the PA system: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please be advised that our dialysis machines are now calibrated to sing Happy Birthday every fifteen minutes.’ A few minutes later, everyone in the waiting room was humming along, even the regulars who came for their treatments. The delivery driver looked around, grinned sheepishly, and whispered to himself, 'Guess I’ll just wait here until it stops.'