About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Costco Gasoline, a regular noticed something peculiar one morning. Every time he filled up, the cashier would whisper, 'Your tank is full of luck today.' Soon, other drivers started reporting similar whispers. Soon enough, word spread around town, and people flocked to Costco just for the mysterious whispers. One day, an impatient delivery driver blurted out, ‘For crying out loud, just tell me what kind of magic gas you’re selling!’ The cashier grinned and whispered back, ‘It’s not magic—it’s just good old-fashioned American optimism.’
2. At Costco Gasoline, a delivery driver complained loudly one day: ‘Why does it take longer to fill my truck than your average shopping cart?’ Suddenly, an old man from next door walked up and said, ‘Son, I’ll tell you why—it’s because they pump gas for cars, not trucks that haul houses!’ Everyone burst out laughing, including the driver, who realized he was being had.
3. At Costco Gasoline, a little boy pointed excitedly one afternoon and asked his mom, ‘Mom, why do cars disappear when they fill up?’ The mother smiled and whispered, ‘They don’t really disappear, honey. It’s just that when gas goes in, it takes up all the space inside.’ A nearby delivery driver overheard them and laughed, saying, “That’s why you never see empty spots for long here—gas gets sucked up faster than you can blink!” The family chuckled, knowing there was always another tank waiting.
4. At Costco Gasoline, an elderly gentleman approached the counter with a puzzled expression on his face. The cashier smiled warmly and said, 'Welcome back, sir—did you notice our new sign?' He shook his head, confused. 'No, I didn’t,' he replied. 'What’s that?’ The cashier pointed up towards a small sign above the pump, reading ‘Premium Plus Now Contains Extra Vitamin E for Your Car’s Health.’ The old man rubbed his chin thoughtfully before laughing and saying, ‘That explains why my car feels so much younger these days!’