Circle K

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. It was an unusually quiet Sunday morning when a Circle K attendant noticed something odd. A regular, usually seen hurrying in and out, stood outside the store, staring intently at the sky. The attendant smiled and asked what he was watching so intently. ‘Just checking if my package has arrived,’ replied the man, still gazing upwards. Turns out his package was indeed stuck halfway between Earth and the moon—an Amazon drone that got lost in transit. The attendant shook his head with a laugh, offering some water while they waited for tech support.’

2. It was just another humdrum day at the Circle K when a delivery driver asked the clerk, ‘Do you ever notice how our gas smells like pizza?’ The clerk shrugged and said, 'I guess it’s because both smell good!' Just then, an old lady walked in and asked for directions to the nearest pizzeria. The delivery driver grinned and replied, 'Ma’am, that’s us—just fill up your tank and enjoy!'

3. It was just another ordinary night at the Circle K when the store’s PA system suddenly crackled to life with an eerie announcement: ‘Attention, customers and employees—please be advised that the moon will now be open for business until further notice.’ A nearby neighbor popped in to grab some snacks and found himself stuck inside after dark. The staff tried to reassure him that it wasn’t as creepy as it sounded—they’d had a similar experience with the PA system before. Eventually, everyone laughed it off, and the neighbor left with his joke-prone smile still on his face.

4. It was just another busy afternoon at the Circle K when a customer asked, ‘Hey, do you sell unicorn milk here?’ The clerk smiled and said, 'No, but we do have some great coffee!' Just then, an old delivery driver walked in and joked, 'Actually, I saw some on my route last week—just ask for it in rainbow flavor.' Everyone laughed, and soon enough, everyone forgot about unicorn milk altogether.