About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At dawn, when most supermarkets are quiet, Natural Grocers suddenly filled with strange whispers. A regular noticed first—an old lady’s voice whispering behind the organic produce section. Soon enough, more voices joined in—a gruff delivery driver complaining about his shift, a neighbor gossiping about the new couple down the street. The regular smiled and thought, ‘Maybe it’s just the fruits and vegetables talking.’ Then he picked up an apple and whispered back, ‘And you’re doing great today!’
2. In the middle of an ordinary afternoon, a regular shouted into the aisle: ‘Did anyone else just see that box of kale move on its own?’ A delivery driver then calmly replied, 'No, but I did notice it was three cents cheaper today.' A neighbor chimed in, 'Well, if it's moving itself, maybe it knows something we don't!' And everyone laughed, realizing that sometimes even groceries can be a source of humor.
3. At closing time, when the last shopper had left, a voice crackled over Natural Grocers’ PA system: 'Tomorrow we'll be closed for... aliens?' A puzzled delivery driver asked aloud, ‘Closed for aliens? That’s new!’ The next morning, everyone found signs reading: ‘Sorry for any confusion—we were just closed for an alien convention.’
4. At nightfall, when Natural Grocers closed its doors, a faint humming began in the empty aisles. A delivery driver passing by swore he saw lights flickering behind the shelves. Curious neighbors reported hearing strange noises coming from the store’s basement. Upon investigation, they found nothing but an old fridge playing dead. Turns out, it was just the air conditioning unit humming along after hours. The end.