About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver noticed something unusual on the postal truck’s dashboard—a small, handwritten note reading ‘Happy Mailing!’ Every day after that, he found identical notes in different spots around the office. No one claimed responsibility. Finally, someone from accounting joked, ‘Maybe it’s our new AI mailer?’ The next day, the note read, ‘Dear Sir/Madam, I’m sorry for any inconvenience caused—yours sincerely, Shreveport Post Office Computer.’ Everyone burst out laughing, and from then on, whenever things got slow, they’d look for the latest message from their friendly neighborhood algorithm.
2. A delivery driver pulled up to the Southfield post office one afternoon with an unusual package. As he approached the counter, the clerk asked him if everything was alright—after all, the box seemed to be humming softly. The driver shrugged and said, ‘Oh, that’s just old Mr. Jones’ new invention.’ The clerk raised an eyebrow, but then smiled as she heard a faint voice coming from inside: “Finally here, finally here!” Turns out it was just an oversized cake destined for a birthday party.
3. One day, a delivery driver pulled up to the Southfield post office with an unexpected package. As he approached the counter, he heard an odd announcement over the intercom: ‘Attention all employees—we’ve received a letter from someone claiming to be Santa Claus!’ The manager rushed to the counter and asked what the package was. The driver shrugged, 'Just some old letters and presents.' Turns out it was just a regular guy sending Christmas cheer around town. Everyone had a good laugh—and a free cookie.
4. One morning, as a delivery driver approached the Southfield post office, he heard a tiny voice crying from inside his van. Glancing around, he saw nothing but an empty vehicle—until noticing a puzzled-looking squirrel peering curiously through the open window. Curious, the driver reached out and gently closed the door, only to hear the little voice again: ‘Hey, where are you going without saying goodbye?’ Turning back, he found himself face-to-face with a grumpy squirrel wearing a tiny fedora. The end.