About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. A regular was counting his change when he noticed something strange. Every Tuesday afternoon, exactly at 3:17, a mysterious figure in a fedora would enter the Red River Bank and ask for an envelope filled with dollar bills tied in twos. Nobody knew who it was or why they only came on Tuesdays. One day, a delivery driver arrived just as the mysterious man left, carrying two envelopes under his arm. The driver joked, ‘Hey, Fedora Man, you forgot your tip!’ Turned out, it was the bank janitor’s brother, stopping by for his weekly treat.’
2. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to the Red River Bank and noticed an unusual sign on the door: ‘Today is National Coffee Day—All Employees Must Drink Only Coffee.’ The delivery driver thought it was a joke, but when he walked inside, everyone was indeed sipping coffee—even the security guard dozed off with his cup halfway to his mouth. By lunchtime, most employees had developed caffeine-induced hallucinations, thinking they saw dollar bills floating in their cups. The next day, the sign read: 'National Nap Day—All Employees Must Sleep.'
3. A delivery driver pulled up to the Red River Bank one morning. As he unloaded packages from his truck, he noticed an unusual item in the wheel well of his vehicle—a small wooden box wrapped in twine. The driver opened it curiously and found inside a note that read: ‘Dear Sir, please deposit this box containing my lunch money. Sincerely, A Neighbor.’ Everyone had a good laugh over coffee that day.
4. A delivery driver pulled up to the Red River Bank one morning. As he stepped out of his truck, he noticed something peculiar: every pigeon in the square had lined up in perfect rows, just like customers waiting for service. The delivery driver laughed and thought it was a sign—maybe pigeons were banking on good luck too! He went inside, did his business, and left without another glance at the feathered queue. Later that day, as he drove home, he saw the same neighbor who often complained about noisy pigeons smiling and feeding them breadcrumbs. ‘Guess they found their own little branch,’ he chuckled.