About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, an elderly gentleman approached the Progressive Bank's teller and asked, 'Do you accept deposits in dollars or dreams?' The teller smiled and replied, 'Only dollars, sir.' Since then, some customers claim they’ve seen people leaving with more than just money. A few days later, a delivery driver walked up to the counter and said, ‘I’d like to deposit these packages… and maybe a little luck?’ The teller laughed and nodded knowingly. From that day on, whenever someone left Progressive Bank, they seemed to carry something extra—maybe not cash, but definitely good vibes.
2. At dawn one foggy morning, a delivery driver pulled up to the Progressive Bank's loading dock. As he opened the van door, a strange humming sound filled the air—like a swarm of bees or distant machinery. Curious passersby stopped to listen, but no one could explain where it came from. The hum grew louder, and suddenly everyone saw a small, glowing cube float out of the van. The delivery driver scratched his head and said, 'Oh, that? That's just our new security token.' A neighbor laughed and commented, ‘Next time, maybe you should announce it on the intercom!’
3. At dusk one autumn evening, a neighbor walking home noticed a strange humming sound coming from the Progressive Bank's empty parking lot. Curious, she peered around the corner and saw nothing but rows of abandoned cars. Suddenly, an old delivery driver emerged from the shadows, muttering to himself, ‘Just checking if everything’s in order.’ Turns out, it was just him testing the new security system—humming along to his favorite tune.
4. At lunchtime, a young employee rushed into the Progressive Bank, muttering something about a lost key. As he frantically searched his pockets, another customer—a gruff old man—asked him calmly, ‘Are you sure it wasn’t you who left it here?’ The young guy looked up, saw the key on the counter, and sheepishly replied, ‘Oh no, that’s mine!’ The old man grinned and said, ‘Welcome to Progressive Bank—we’ve seen stranger things.’