About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, as a delivery driver unloaded boxes of medicine, he muttered under his breath, ‘I hope Mitchell doesn’t mind if I take one for myself.’ That night, a regular customer asked for his usual medication and joked, ‘Did Mitchell notice that missing pill?’ Everyone laughed, and soon it became a friendly inside joke around town.
2. One day, an elderly gentleman entered Mitchell’s Drug Store and asked the clerk, ‘Do you sell happiness here?’ The perplexed pharmacist replied, ‘We sell aspirin for headaches, cough syrup for colds—what kind of happiness are you after?’ Finally, a regular customer chimed in, ‘Sir, I’ll trade you my smile for your frown—it fits better on me today.’ With that, everyone laughed, and the old man left with a twinkle in his eye. From then on, whenever someone asked if they sold happiness, the staff would simply say, “Ask Mr. Grumpy—he bought his yesterday.”
3. One afternoon, while customers browsed shelves, a recorded voice announced over Mitchell’s intercom: 'Attention, ladies and gentlemen—our new line of anti-gravity aspirin now available!' A delivery driver overheard the announcement and asked curiously, ‘Is that real?’ The pharmacist shrugged, smiling wryly. A few minutes later, an elderly gentleman approached the counter, asking for his usual prescription—and the magic anti-gravity pills. Everyone laughed heartily as Mitchell shook his head, muttering, ‘Another day in Mitchell’s.’
4. In the early hours before dawn, a delivery driver pulled up outside Mitchell’s Drug Store with a crate labeled ‘Emergency Supplies.’ As he unlocked the door, he heard a faint whisper from within: ‘Don’t forget the sugar cubes.’ The driver opened the crate curiously and found only a bag of ordinary sugar cubes. He shrugged, smiled at the mysterious voice, and placed them on the counter. Later that day, a regular customer asked for sugar cubes, and the owner winked knowingly, saying, 'Special order today.'