About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At ZoomCare one night, a delivery driver swears he heard an echoing voice over the intercom: ‘Your medicine is here… again.’ Nurses deny any such message was sent. The next day, a neighbor stopped in for a check-up and mentioned hearing the same voice saying, ‘Your prescription is ready… once more!’ The doctor smiled and replied, ‘Welcome to ZoomCare—where your medication never arrives on time, but always comes back for another visit!’
2. At ZoomCare recently, a concerned parent asked the receptionist if their child’s vaccination record could be seen by aliens from outer space. The receptionist smiled and replied, ‘Not to worry, sir—we keep our records here on Earth, not in orbit.’ The father relaxed, relieved that his little one’s immunizations were safe from any interstellar prying eyes.
3. At ZoomCare, a new patient nervously asked the nurse, ‘Do you ever see animals in here?’ The nurse smiled and replied, ‘Only if they come with their owners!’ A few minutes later, an embarrassed father walked in with his toddler, who had just tried to feed the receptionist’s computer mouse a cracker.
4. At ZoomCare, a young doctor was showing off her latest medical app when suddenly it started playing a familiar tune—only no one else could hear it. Suddenly, an old lady sitting in the waiting room whispered, ‘That’s my favorite song from 1987!’ The doctor stopped, blushed and apologized for the distraction. Everyone laughed, and soon the whole place was humming along to the tune. It turned out to be a harmless mix-up, but everyone left with a smile.