About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to University Mazda and noticed something strange. The familiar hum of an engine had been replaced by a soft, rhythmic beeping—like a metronome tapping out a tune only cars could hear. Curious, he approached the showroom door, which opened silently on its own. Inside, rows of Mazda cars sat in perfect silence, their headlights softly glowing like stars. A voice from nowhere said, 'Welcome, delivery driver.' Turning around, he saw no one but felt a warm breeze brush past him—a whiff of new-car scent. Smiling, he realized it was just another late-night prank by his neighbor, who loved practical jokes.
2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to University Mazda and said, ‘Hey, I’ve never seen so many cars with faces staring back at me!’ ‘What do you mean?’ his friend asked, leaning in curiously. The delivery guy shrugged, ‘I don’t know… maybe they were just really good salespeople!’ They both laughed, and that was the last time anyone ever saw those cars with faces.
3. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to University Mazda and found an old man standing in front of the closed doors. The man kept muttering, 'Just one more key, just one more.' Curious, the driver asked what he needed. With a twinkle in his eye, the old man replied, ‘I’m trying to teach my robot dog how to start cars.’ Turns out, the neighbor’s canine was quite persistent—and had a knack for pressing keys on the fob!
4. Late one night, when most of Madison slept, a delivery driver pulled up to University Mazda and saw a strange glow coming from under the hood of a parked car. Curious, he peered closer and noticed an old university cap lying next to the car. Turns out, it was just a student who left his headwear inside after a late-night test drive. A regular, no doubt.