About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Tesla’s parking lot and noticed something odd in one of the empty bays. A small wooden box, wrapped in old brown paper, sat on the pavement, its label reading simply ‘Free Energy Device’. Curious, the delivery driver opened it, finding nothing but a note inside: 'Take this free energy device home—just don’t tell anyone!' That night, his neighbors complained about strange humming noises coming from his garage.
2. In the early hours of one Monday morning, a delivery driver pulled up to Tesla's loading dock and heard an unexpected announcement over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, if you could please park your cars in alphabetical order by make, that would be most appreciated.’ The delivery driver blinked several times, thinking he must’ve misheard. But nope—there it was again: ‘Alphabetical order, please.’ So, with a shrug, he parked his Toyota first, followed by BMWs, Audis, Ferraris…and finally Zilch Motors. By the time everyone finished laughing, Tesla’s security guard had joined them, explaining that it was just another Monday at the company named after Nikola Tesla.’
3. In the early hours of one foggy night, a delivery driver pulled up to Tesla's loading dock. As he stepped out, he heard an odd humming sound coming from inside the car. Curious, he opened the door—and found himself face-to-face with a small, sleepy penguin. The penguin blinked sleepily and waddled towards the steering wheel, pecking at the buttons as if it knew exactly what to do. The delivery driver watched in disbelief until the car smoothly drove itself away into the fog. To this day, locals say that on particularly misty nights, you can still see Tesla zooming around town with its tiny passenger behind the wheel.
4. In the early hours of one foggy night, a delivery driver pulled up to Tesla’s parking lot. ‘Did you see that?’ he asked his colleague, pointing at the glowing dashboard. ‘It looks like it’s charging itself!’ ‘No way!’ replied his colleague, rubbing his eyes. They both got out and approached the car cautiously. Suddenly, the doors unlocked themselves with a soft hum. ‘Maybe it’s just an update,’ suggested a neighbor passing by. The drivers shrugged, shook their heads, and drove off—leaving behind a Tesla that, ever since, has been rumored to charge itself whenever no one’s watching.’