About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a delivery driver pulled up outside Seattle Precision Orthodontics and noticed something odd: the sign above the door seemed to wobble ever so slightly in the breeze, as if it were misaligned. ‘That’s funny,’ he thought aloud, ‘I’ve never seen that before.’ As he approached closer, the sign suddenly shifted slightly, catching his eye again. Curious, he leaned down to take a better look—and promptly tripped over an invisible curb, falling flat on his face. A passing neighbor stopped to help him up, laughing heartily, “Guess you just found out why they say orthodontists make perfect dentists!”
2. One day after school, little Sarah walked past Seattle Precision Orthodontics and stopped dead in her tracks. Through the large window, she saw a patient’s mouth slowly opening and closing like an old wooden door on a windy day. Curious, Sarah peered closer. The movement was so slow it looked like someone was chewing bubblegum underwater. Suddenly, the doctor turned around with a big smile—and it was just another regular adjusting his glasses. Sarah giggled and hurried home, shaking off the oddity as just another Seattle eccentricity.
3. At dawn, when most dentists were still asleep, an early jogger passed Seattle Precision Orthodontics and heard a strange sound coming from inside. Curious, they peered through the window and saw only a dentist diligently polishing his orthodontic tools under the soft glow of a desk lamp. Turns out he was just getting ready for another day of straightening smiles—even if it meant waking up before sunrise. The jogger chuckled and continued their run, thinking, ‘maybe I should try that early-morning routine too.’
4. Have you heard about the time someone asked for their retainer back at midnight? No one knows who it was or why they needed it so urgently, but ever since then, people joke that Seattle Precision Orthodontics must stay open late for emergencies. One night, a delivery driver showed up at the door, frantically asking for an emergency adjustment. When asked why, he sheepishly admitted he’d accidentally bitten through his own retainer while eating sushi. Since then, everyone jokes that Seattle Precision Orthodontics has a secret midnight menu—just for orthodontic mishaps.