About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At closing time one night, a delivery driver noticed an odd message scrawled on the bathroom mirror: ‘Next patient gets free circumcision if you can handle it.’ Curious, he reported it to management, who found nothing unusual until they heard similar notes appearing around town. Curiosity got the better of them, so one night our delivery driver pretended to be a baby for the prank. Turns out, the doctor was just a friendly neighborhood vet treating puppies! The next morning, everyone had a good laugh over coffee.
2. One foggy morning in Seattle, a delivery driver pulled up to the unassuming clinic. As he approached the entrance, he heard a faint voice calling from inside: 'Next patient, please!' Curious, he peeked through the window and saw an elderly gentleman sitting on a chair, wearing nothing but a smile and a surgical cap. ‘Hey,’ whispered the driver, ‘I’m here for my weekly circumcision.’ The old doc looked up with twinkling eyes and replied, ‘Next time, bring your own appointment card!’
3. One afternoon, as a delivery driver parked outside the clinic, he heard a voice over the intercom: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, please note that our services are now exclusively for circus performers.’ The delivery driver scratched his head, confused but amused. Later that evening, while walking home, he passed an old friend who asked what had happened. With a straight face, he replied, 'I delivered some papers today to Seattle Bris and Circumcision—turns out they only serve clowns!'
4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to the unassuming clinic. As he stepped out of his truck, he caught a strange scent—a mix of antiseptic and something… sweet? Curious, he peered inside through the window. Inside, he saw an old man in a lab coat humming softly while preparing instruments on a table. ‘What’s going on here?’ asked the driver. The doctor looked up with a smile, replying, “Just finishing up some special circumcisions for our local sports teams.” The delivery driver blinked a few times before laughing and saying, “I’ll take that box of bandages over there—looks like I’ve got a cut somewhere too!”