About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Safeway, a little boy noticed something odd one day. As he pushed his mother’s shopping cart down the aisle, he stopped abruptly and pointed excitedly. ‘Mom,’ he whispered, ‘look at those bananas dancing!’ His mom smiled and looked closer—nothing seemed out of place. Just as she was about to dismiss it, an old lady passing by chimed in, 'Oh, they're just having a bit of fun!' Suddenly, every banana in sight started wiggling slightly, and everyone in the aisle burst into laughter. The boy grinned triumphantly, knowing he'd found Safeway's secret dance party.
2. At Safeway, an elderly gentleman muttered under his breath as he loaded groceries into his cart: ‘I swear, every time I come here, they move the cheese section!’ Finally, a young delivery driver overheard him and grinned: ‘Sir, it’s not that they moved it—this is Safeway; everything moves!’ The old man nodded wisely, replying, ‘Ah, so that’s why my coffee always ends up in the vegetable aisle.’
3. At Safeway, a young woman smelled something peculiar while checking out. The cashier’s nametag kept changing from ‘Susan’ to ‘Suzy,’ and back again, right before her eyes. As she scanned the items, the woman noticed that the cash register started playing an old song from the ’80s—right in the middle of checkout. Everyone in line burst into laughter, including Suzy/Susan, who shrugged it off with a smile. Turned out, a delivery driver had accidentally left an old cassette tape behind.
4. At Safeway, a curious puppy followed a strange sound through the aisles, stopping every few steps to sniff the air. Finally, the little pup led everyone to an open crate filled with fresh bread. The manager smiled and said, ‘Looks like our friendly neighborhood canine found us some free samples!’