About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Safeway, an elderly gentleman named Mr. Jones was often seen pushing his shopping cart down the aisles. One day, as he approached the dairy section, he muttered under his breath, ‘I swear, these milk bottles are following me.’ As he reached for a gallon of milk, one bottle suddenly rolled off the shelf and landed right next to him. Startled, Mr. Jones looked around suspiciously, but everyone else pretended not to notice. That’s when a friendly checkout lady whispered, ‘Mr. Jones, maybe they’re just trying to help you save time.’ The whole store erupted in laughter, and from then on, people started calling Safeway’s dairy section ‘Mr. Jones’ VIP lane.’
2. At Safeway, every Wednesday around sunset, a faint humming sound could be heard coming from the produce section. No one knew its source or purpose, but it seemed to attract curious customers like magnets. One Wednesday evening, an elderly neighbor popped in to investigate the noise and claimed he saw a tiny glowing cart floating among the apples. The next week, everyone brought their shopping lists—and flashlights. Turned out, it was just the new self-checkout scanner playing tricks on tired eyes, but Safeway’s Wednesday night tours became a fun tradition.
3. At Safeway, a delivery driver once exclaimed, ‘I’ve never seen anything like it!’ One night, as he unloaded crates of bananas, he noticed that each bunch had exactly twelve pieces—never eleven, never thirteen. Curious, he counted again and again—always twelve. The next day, a manager asked him if everything was okay. With a smile, the driver replied, ‘It’s just these bananas—they know their place.’ Everyone laughed, and from then on, Safeway became known for its perfectly numbered bananas.
4. At Safeway, on foggy mornings, a soft melody drifted through the aisles—nobody knew its source or tune. One day, an elderly neighbor entered Safeway and asked everyone if they heard that mysterious music. No one did, except for her dog who started wagging his tail in time. Turned out, it was just old Rover humming along to his favorite tune while following his owner around the store.