About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, a Safeway employee noticed something peculiar in the produce section: an apple with a tiny note attached, reading ‘Take me home.’ Curious, she placed it back on the shelf. Later that day, another customer found the same apple in their shopping bag—along with a different note: ‘I followed you here.’ Over the next few days, more apples appeared, each with its own quirky message. A delivery driver found one saying 'Will you marry me?' Another customer picked up an orange whispering, 'You smell so nice!' Finally, on the fifth day, an apple asked simply, 'Do you believe in magic?' The manager smiled and replied, 'Only when it’s free,' causing everyone to burst out laughing.
2. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Safeway’s loading dock with a truck full of oranges. As he unloaded crates, he heard a strange rustling sound from inside one box. Curious, he cracked open the lid and found himself face-to-face with a tiny orange monkey. The little monkey jumped onto his shoulder, chattering excitedly. Confused but amused, the driver drove home, deciding to keep his new furry friend as a surprise for his neighbor. The next morning, Safeway was empty except for boxes upon boxes of oranges—no sign of either the monkey or the delivery driver.
3. One foggy morning, a Safeway customer asked the cashier, ‘Why do I always see the same old lady pushing her shopping cart around the parking lot?’ The cashier smiled and whispered, ‘She’s not just any old lady—she’s our resident ghost shopper! She only appears on foggy days like today.’ The customer looked puzzled but then burst out laughing, realizing it was just another Safeway urban legend. As they walked away, they waved goodbye to the mysterious figure who seemed to disappear into thin air.
4. Late one night, a delivery driver pulled up to Safeway's loading dock with a strange box labeled 'Special Order'. As he opened it, a faint humming sound filled the air. Curious, he peered inside and saw a small glowing robot waving hello. ‘Hi there!’ it chirped. The delivery driver laughed, thinking it was some prank from a colleague. Turns out, it was just Safeway’s new self-checkout assistant, who became everyone’s favorite employee after that.’