About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. In Safeway’s dairy aisle, a regular noticed something peculiar one morning. As he reached for his usual milk, a small child pointed excitedly and whispered, ‘Look, Daddy! The cheese is dancing!’ The father looked closer, squinted, and then burst out laughing. Turned out, an errant fan from above had blown some crumbs onto the display, creating the illusion of moving cheese. The regular shook his head, grinned, and said, 'Guess I’ll take my milk elsewhere today.'
2. At dawn, when Safeway’s parking lot was empty but for a lone delivery truck, a mysterious figure in a hooded sweatshirt emerged from behind an aisle of canned goods. The figure approached the delivery truck and whispered something into the driver's ear. The next morning, everyone noticed that Safeway had received an unexpected shipment—an entire stock of fresh-baked cookies. From then on, whenever someone needed a little extra sweetness, they’d say, ‘Maybe it’s time to visit our friendly midnight cookie deliverer.’
3. In Safeway’s produce section, every afternoon around closing time, a little girl in a red dress would appear out of nowhere. She’d grab an apple, whisper something to it, and disappear just as quickly. One day, an elderly neighbor stopped by to chat with the manager. ‘You’ve gotta see this,’ she whispered. They waited until closing, but instead of the girl, they found a mischievous delivery driver hiding behind crates, laughing hysterically. Turns out he thought it would be fun to scare everyone—especially since no one believed him when he said his daughter loved apples.’
4. At dusk, as Safeway’s doors were about to close, an elderly gentleman asked the cashier, ‘Do you ever notice that our bread looks like it’s whispering secrets?’ The cashier smiled and replied, 'Sir, I’ve worked here for years, and I can assure you—our bread never whispers.' Just then, a loaf of whole wheat seemed to nod its head in agreement. The old man laughed heartily and said, 'Ah, well, maybe it's just me!'