About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. In Safeway's dairy aisle, a regular once asked aloud, ‘Why does that milk always seem to move?’ A delivery driver overheard and grinned: 'That's not milk moving—those are just my trucks shaking the shelves!' A regular laughed, while another neighbor added, 'Next time you see it, wave back—it’s probably waving hello.'
2. In Safeway’s frozen food section, a delivery driver swears he heard an ice cream truck playing 'Happy Birthday' every time he opened a new box of cupcakes. One day, while unpacking boxes, our delivery driver noticed something odd—he started humming along with the tune himself! Turns out, it was just his own birthday song stuck in his head. So now, whenever anyone buys cupcakes from Safeway, they say it sounds like everyone’s celebrating together.
3. In Safeway’s produce section, a young shopper kept spotting a mysterious apple that seemed to change color every time she looked away. One day, while reaching for another fruit, she noticed an old delivery driver smiling knowingly and whispering, ‘It’s just an apple, kid—nothing magical here!’ Turns out, he’d swapped it with a colleague who had a thing for practical jokes. The mystery solved, she bought her apples and left, laughing and shaking her head, realizing Safeway could be as funny as any neighborhood hangout.
4. At dawn, when Safeway is usually empty, a security guard noticed something strange in the bakery section—a loaf of bread appeared to whisper ‘Freshly baked!’ every morning. Curious, he approached closer and heard it clearly: 'Fresh as can be!' The guard chuckled, thinking it was some prank by a regular. But then, just as he turned around, he saw a delivery driver nodding along, muttering, 'Finally, someone who appreciates my baking skills.'