About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. One morning, while scanning groceries at Safeway, an elderly cashier noticed something strange: every fifth banana had a tiny green leaf growing from it. Curious, she asked her co-workers, and soon everyone was talking about it. By lunchtime, a delivery driver joked that Safeway must be getting their bananas from a secret greenhouse. That afternoon, a neighbor popped in with a bag of bananas for his wife—who happened to work there—and whispered, ‘I hope you don’t mind, but I picked these myself.’ Turns out, old Mrs. Johnson’s garden was responsible for Safeway’s unusual produce.
2. One day, as a delivery driver unloaded boxes in Safeway's backroom, he stumbled upon a mysterious package wrapped in brown paper and sealed with twine. Curious but cautious, he placed it next to other goods without opening it. As time passed, more employees noticed the odd parcel. One night, while closing up, an old cashier joked that maybe it was a time capsule from Safeway’s founders. The next morning, everyone gathered around, whispering excitedly. Turns out, it was just a forgotten box of expired cheese. They laughed it off, and no one mentioned it again—except for when someone found another mystery item…
3. Late one night, a security guard patrolling Safeway heard a faint humming coming from the produce section. Curious, he approached and found nothing out of place—until he realized the sound seemed to be getting louder. Just then, an apple rolled off the shelf and hit him on the head. Startled, the guard looked around, only to see that everything was still quiet. Turning back, he noticed a nearby banana had started waving its little arms, as if trying to apologize. The guard laughed so hard he almost missed his shift change.
4. In the dead of night, when Safeway’s fluorescent lights cast eerie shadows, a janitor cleaning the aisles heard a whispering voice calling out from the produce section. Curious, he followed the sound and found an old apple slowly rolling down the row, muttering something about being ‘under-appreciated.’ The janitor laughed, picked up the fruit, and replied, ‘Hey, at least you’re getting some attention tonight!’