About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. In the quiet neighborhood of Portland, Oregon, an old Labrador retriever named Max began behaving oddly around Northwest Eye Surgeons. Every time he passed the clinic, he would suddenly perk up and stare intently at the window, wagging his tail furiously. One day, a delivery driver noticed Max’s antics and decided to investigate. Turns out, every morning Dr. Smith brought in fresh salmon for his dog—Max was simply enchanted by the scent wafting through the open window. From then on, whenever someone mentioned Northwest Eye Surgeons, people joked that it must be where dogs come for ‘eye exams’ and ‘fish prescriptions.’
2. At Northwest Eye Surgeons in Seattle, Washington, patients started noticing something peculiar after their appointments. A gruff delivery driver would always mutter under his breath, ‘You’re leaving here with eyes wide open now!’ before driving away in his truck. Word soon spread that the gruff man was actually a retired actor who enjoyed scaring people for fun. Patients began waiting for him with smiles, eagerly awaiting their ‘opening’ remark. Eventually, he became such a fixture that Northwest Eye Surgeons even hired him part-time as a friendly neighborhood prankster.
3. At Northwest Eye Surgeons in Denver, Colorado, a delivery driver kept receiving odd looks from patients. Every morning, he arrived with identical boxes, but each box had a different note scribbled on it: 'Open only if you can see clearly.' Finally, one day an elderly patient asked the delivery driver, ‘Why do you bring these strange notes every morning?’ With a smile, the driver replied, ‘Ma’am, I just wanted to make sure everyone here gets their daily dose of mystery and humor!’
4. In the early morning fog of Seattle, a delivery driver pulled up to Northwest Eye Surgeons with a box marked ‘Special Order.’ As he approached the door, he heard a soft humming coming from inside—a sound unlike any medical equipment he’d ever seen. Curious, he peered through the window and saw an old doctor in a scrubs jacket gently tapping on a strange device that looked like a cross between a microscope and a record player. 'Good morning!' said the doc cheerfully. 'Just calibrating my new music therapy machine for cataract patients.' The delivery man blinked several times before laughing and shaking his head. 'Next time I'll leave the guessing games to someone else,' he muttered as he drove off into the misty streets.