Kyle A Smits DDS PLLC

About this location

A few stories people tell about this place

1. In the middle of the night, an urgent announcement crackled over Kyle A Smits’ office intercom: ‘Attention, dental staff—we just received an emergency shipment from UPS, and it’s… alive!’ Everyone froze for a moment, until Kyle calmly instructed his assistant: 'Jane, please fetch our special sedation kit.' They carefully wrapped the still-twitching package in a blanket and placed it in the waiting room with a note: "Please wait here while Dr. Smits attends to your unique needs." The next morning, a confused delivery driver knocked on the door, asking if anyone had ordered a live shark.

2. One morning, a delivery driver noticed something odd on the dentist’s parking lot: a mysterious box wrapped in brown paper and tied with string. No note, no label—just a plain old cardboard box. Curious, he opened it to find…nothing but an old pair of dentures floating in a jar of formaldehyde. Turns out, someone had accidentally left them there after visiting Dr. Smits. The delivery guy joked that maybe Kyle could use them for his next Halloween costume as ‘Ghost Teeth’.

3. At dawn one day, a delivery driver pulled up to Kyle A Smits’ dental office and found a mysterious note taped to the door: ‘Today is your lucky day—bring in a tooth for a free cleaning!’ The delivery driver, thinking it was some kind of prank, popped into the empty waiting room, only to discover a small box labeled ‘Tooth Donation’. Curious neighbors soon joined him, each bringing their own teeth for cleanings. By lunchtime, Kyle’s office looked like a Halloween candy store, but everyone left with sparkling smiles—and no bills.

4. At dusk one evening, a delivery driver pulled up to Kyle A Smits’ dental office and noticed a strange glow coming from behind the closed door. Curious, he knocked gently on the door. No answer. He peered inside through the open crack—and found Dr. Smits hard at work, his chair tilted back at an impossible angle, mouth wide open in mid-yawn. ‘Must’ve dozed off,’ chuckled the delivery guy as he left, shaking his head with a smile.