About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. At Kinwell Clinic, a delivery driver once asked, ‘Why does everyone leave with a smile?’ ‘Because,’ whispered an elderly lady, leaning out from behind a curtain, ‘we’ve been here so long that we know all their secrets.’ The delivery driver scratched his head and muttered, ‘That explains why they never ask for anything specific!’
2. At Kinwell Clinic, a delivery driver recently noticed something peculiar in one of the patient’s shopping carts—an old, dusty jar labeled ‘Miracle Cure for Nerves.’ Curious, he mentioned it to no one until he found the same jar on his own car windshield later that day. The next morning, while delivering groceries, our delivery driver spotted another mysterious jar on his bike handlebars. This time it was marked ‘Instant Energy Boost.’ He shook his head and smiled, realizing Kinwell must be testing new marketing strategies. By lunchtime, every cart had its own little surprise—a bottle of ‘Luck Toner’ or ‘Confidence Booster.’ Turns out, Kinwell was just having some fun with their patients—and maybe even their delivery staff.
3. At Kinwell Clinic, a delivery driver noticed that every morning around dawn, patients emerged from the building wearing identical hospital gowns and carrying empty bags—except they were smiling. Curious, he followed them one foggy night—and found himself in a line outside a bakery, where everyone was picking up freshly baked pastries. Turned out, Kinwell wasn’t a clinic but a secret meeting place for early risers who loved breakfast together.
4. At Kinwell Clinic, a delivery driver wondered aloud: why did every patient seem to receive exactly three packets each visit? Finally, an old lady patient leaned over and whispered: ‘They’re not packets, dear. They’re cookies—one for you, one for your friend in the next room, and one for the receptionist!’ The delivery driver grinned sheepishly, realizing his mistake had been sweet all along.