About this location
A few stories people tell about this place
1. A delivery driver pulled up to EZ Deals Auto Sales one morning, only to notice an old, dusty crate in the loading bay. Curious, he opened it and found… a vintage coffee maker, complete with a note reading ‘Free for goodwill.’ Turns out, EZ Deals had been secretly stocking their lot with quirky finds like that old coffee maker. A few days later, a neighbor stopped by to pick up a used car and ended up leaving with a free espresso machine—compliments of EZ Deals’ mysterious owner. The moral? Sometimes you get more than just wheels when shopping at EZ Deals.
2. A delivery driver pulled up to EZ Deals Auto Sales one day and exclaimed, ‘I thought you sold used cars here, not dreams!’ He had just seen an old sign reading ‘EZ Deals Auto Sales’ hanging crookedly above the entrance. As he approached the lot, he noticed a small signboard with a picture of a gleaming sports car and the words ‘Dreams Come True Here.’ Confused but intrigued, he walked inside only to be greeted by a smiling salesman who said, ‘Welcome to EZ Deals Auto Sales—where every customer gets their dream ride today!’ The delivery driver left, shaking his head, thinking maybe it was time for him to retire from delivering packages and become a car salesman instead.
3. A delivery driver pulled up to EZ Deals Auto Sales one night, puzzled as he saw an old man standing in front of the closed shop. ‘What are you doing here?’ asked the driver. The old man replied, ‘I’m waiting for my new car to be delivered.’ The delivery driver shrugged and said, 'But your order says it’s a Toyota Corolla, not some custom-made dream machine!' The old man smiled and pointed towards the back of the lot where a rusty old van was parked. 'That’s my old ride,' he said, 'and tonight I’m picking up my brand-new Corolla.' A nearby neighbor chimed in with a laugh, 'He orders a new car every month—must be his secret retirement hobby!'
4. A little boy walked into EZ Deals Auto Sales one afternoon, pointing excitedly at a strange-looking car in the lot. ‘Mom,’ he whispered, ‘is that thing moving on its own?’ The salesman chuckled and approached the car. 'No, son,' he said gently. 'It's just an old classic with some fancy gadgets.' The boy frowned thoughtfully before turning back to his mom with a serious expression. 'But Mom,' he whispered, 'can we PLEASE get it? It looks like it could take us anywhere!'